@loymad & seila More like how skilled the farmworkers are at stealing sheep at night: They make it stand on it's hind legs, dress in in a coat and hat, and walk with it, a man on either side. When ubaas sees them walking away, pulls out his revolver and shout "wie's daar?" The two men holding up the sheep shout back "hayi baas, uShorty unxilile!"
When they get home, they have a big feast, then sprinkle water on all the kids. Then they ask them: "uBaas xa enibuza ukuba nigqibele nini ukutya igusha nizawuthini?" And the kids respond "nga la'mini kwa kunetha imvula!" *hides