Iyo couches, on a sunday afternoon u and your partner sitting there watching movies, and then one thing leads to another and the rest is HIS-Story...... I know what pple do on their couches! No offer from me...
i suggest you add a certificate of wash from the upholstery cleaning people -- and from what abe says, perhaps more than a dry wash is in order. *considers buying black light ala CSI Afrika Borwa